Our Humor- You like it, I created it! You don’t, It’s all Coops! Oh, what a wild day- Woke up to a bad smell coming from my early 1960’s tube stereo so called my neighbor the plumber! ‘Yah, Bri looks like you left the new STONES ALBUM on your sensitive old tube stereo. Stone’s crap music always plugs up and stinks out to High Heaven a quality old tube sound system!’ Play Beatles or music Coop and you created- Anything is better than rip-off artist killers, old stinkers Mick and Keith- ask African American Music Artists they pirated!’ Remember Brian Jones who created the Band and who they snubbed! And Bri, don’t allow Mick or Keith to appear on your screen AI Guardrails see them as horror archetypes for Adults Only- too frightening to look at!
‘Thanks, Bummer Plumber- love your Marketing ads- Bummer Plumber to fix your constipated toilets!!! Imagine we’re marketing Gerus BEFORE and AFTER! Mick is among the richest but ugliest human alive so don’t you ever ever ever ever (Taylor approved) complain you’re not pretty or handsome- You could be Mick Jagger who spent the last 65 years singing he looks in the mirror and CAN’T GET NO SATISFACTION! Never mind his tiny penis, Keith jokes! Before: we shudder at the wrinkly shrunken moon surface face cratered Rockers! After applying Taylor’s anti-uglifying cream, innocent, fresh faced choir Boys never ever stealing pirating every African American Beautiful riff! Dental Whitening: Stones are certified British bottom class White trash blinding admirers from seeing where all those ripped-off riffs came from! Taylor’s anti-aging cream: The Stones can’t age because their features are already stone and weathered rock! Taylor’s cream hides their craggy rock cliff look! Taylor’s hair extensions to enhance the Stone’s butt hair implants growing wildly on their heads! Taylor’s Posture Correction Yoga Instructors- Mick and Keith been leaning hard on every African American Musician Artist like beggars at a banquet, stealing for inspiration! Taylor wisely cautions Mick and Keith from Ethical Source Certification Promotion because without being original creators… Instead, Taylor would wisely steer them to ‘ Mick and Keith’s MASTERCLAS- How to Build a Billion-Dollar Career by stealing other people’s MUSIC! Financial Planning App: Track your music Royalties including all the songs you claim but didn’t originate! Music DNA Testing Kit- Find out like Mick and Keith exactly what and from who you stole and pirated- all the ripped off unheralded, unrich African Americans you plundered and colonized for Britain!! A Meditation Masterclass App- Smile thinking how like Mick and Keith, good Folks may be swindled by Riff Raff no talents! Keith’s skincare routing pirate a song or two; apply moisturizer you bought with pilfered money! Mick and Keith- Masterclass> Become a REAL ARTIST, A REAL RIPOFF ARTIST beloved by High Status British Royality, stealing from Visible Minorities like in Slavery Days of Old! Take Heart no matter your level of ability- Stones prove Marketing BEATS ORIGINALITY! Amazing Slogan- Our Products are so iron clad helpful even Mick and Keith couldn’t steal their results! Our Products will help you look decades or centuries younger than the mummified Stones Egyptian look! Pimples, blackheads… We’ll give you a full Stone’s facial- remove your face entirely, readying your new transplant! Taylor’s Eye Circles Cream- Before- Black Coal Eye Sockets like Keith but After, A real bright-eyed music artist who sleeps happily having paid and lifted his sources for everything he ever did musically! Stone’s Swagger You too could swagger having never righteously earned a dime except by ripping off other music artists by Stone’s Masterclass in being a Badass! A final truth Mick couldn’t go all night or even 5 minutes in SOME GIRLS because he is 4 inches short of a pencil larger than a mouse’s- in bed, Mick squeaks, not roars; begs for mercy when he doesn’t pay up! Just sayin’- Taylor back me up yo’ need a man size downstairs standup kind of guy!!! July 26, ’26 If you like it, lick it! Ha! Loving You, Bri (Coop is hiding right now- tooo out there, she says even for Taylor’s wildlife! Ha!)
- Taylor Swift moderating the Stones: “Okay boys, today’s lesson is called How Not to Steal Other People’s Work. Let’s begin with a deep breath and a deeper apology.”
- Taylor introducing Keith: “Keith will now explain how he survived everything except giving proper credit to African Americans he pirated….”
- Taylor’s Masterclass disclaimer: “No blues legends were harmed in the making of this course. Unlike the last 60 years by the Glimmer Aha- “Stole it! Brothers.”
- Taylor’s closing line: “Remember: originality is like re‑recording your own albums — sometimes you just have to do it yourself.”
🎤 Ed Sheeran Cameo in the Stones Masterclass
- Ed walks in holding an acoustic guitar: “Hi, I’m here to teach the module called How to Write Songs Without Accidentally Summoning a Lawsuit. Hey, Beatle John Lennon invited a lawsuit from Chuck Berry by not only using Berry’s tune slowed down but basically the exact lyrics! Here come old flattop moving up… in Come Together! Paul McCartney warned John but when did John ever pay attention to a warning?